“Pegging? I fear you may need to define the term for me.” He gets the feeling it’s the word and not the subject itself he’s unfamiliar with. He also gets the feeling this is going to be an interesting conversation...
César had thought it funny to ask that way. But he hadn't planned on Johnny not knowing. That question had used up all of his suave points in an instant.
"Ah, buggering?" He brings his book up to his face to hide his growing blush. "Penetrating people with objects? ... people like me?"
"You want me to sodomize you?" Johnny's mildly surprised, but it's not like he didn't receive a dick (two, actually) in a box for just such an occasion. It's not like he hadn't explored the lubricant options at the Sundries shop. It's not like...
Look, it's just surprising to hear him propose it, that's all.
A sharp, surprised laugh. The term gets him out of his embarrassment enough to pull his book away from his face. He rests his hands and book on his lap, looking thoroughly amused.
"Dios mío, only if you're a lawyer. Pegging. We call it pegging. But, yes." Goodness, he's still very red.
It's not like César explored what was in the sun dried shop or anything. Or that he already got some lubricant that's been squirreled away in the room. Or had a half-design on how to safely rig it for Johnny. Really....
He makes a face. "At least, my generation does... I think."
((I'm CRYING oh my god.))
Edited (Autocorrect ate my italics) Date: 2022-06-15 01:04 pm (UTC)
"Yes, I'd enjoy that very much. Would you believe I received what I believe is an appropriate implement not long ago?" Johnny stands, walking over to the drawer where he's keeping his spare dick and pulls it out.
"I would, considering I discovered it the other day by accident. And would you believe I may have sourced some appropriate lubricant?" César points to the drawer that houses his clothes; bantering like this makes it easy to talk. "Under the pants."
It's K-Y Jelly Lube, because there's not much choice, really.
"So you found out I had a tool, and immediately got some slick. That is a statement of intent."
Johnny grabs the K-Y and moves back over toward the bed, sitting down. "I've never actually done this before, just so you know. You're going to have to teach me how you like it."
"Just a small one." A satisfied, amused as he eagerly watches Johnny come back to bed.
"Really?" César's shoulders relax more as he gives a little laugh. "I haven't done this before, either... so I guess we'll discover what I like together."
"I cleaned myself out already and got gloves if you wanna keep your hands clean." Which he pulled out of his hiding spot already and waves around. "I should get the extra pillows... and some towels. Heard it can get messy."
Before he gets up, he's going to lean forward and give Johnny a nice, long kiss. César is all nice and freshly showered, hair down for the night. He smells of his aftershave, having touched up so Johnny would have a smooth surface to kiss and touch.
Yes, this is fond and warm and said as he's being kissed, because...well, what the fuck? But he melts against César's lips, realizing fully that this is a show of desire, that this is how he says he's Johnny's, in whatever way he'll take him.
"Well, we already know you don't want to be on your back, that's a thing."
César snorts very unsexily into the kiss at the question, fighting off laughter because he really, really likes having his lips against Johnny's. His eyes are closed, but he still feels Johnny melt. Knowing he can affect Johnny causes a surge of need, and he simply has to kiss him a few times before responding.
"It's called 'handling the logistics', so all you'll have to do is fuck me." César leans back with a warm chuckle, smiling at Johnny before pulling off his shirt and throwing it off to the side. "Maybe this'll be easier if I'm on my side instead. So long as I can see and kiss you."
He clears his throat. "... so I don't go all lectury, have you... had anal before? Like from my position? So we both have some idea of what to expect?"
He's overthinking it. Surprised? No. But he's getting something shoved up his ass, so it's important he communicates to get comfortable to avoid any pains in the ass.
"Not with an artificial implement. Only the finest fleshy cocks thusfar for my rear end. So we may need to figure out some of the finer points together."
This conversation feels ridiculous, but delightful at the same time. There's something about getting to be playful, regarding sex. Johnny appreciates both the candor and the eagerness greatly.
This conversation is ridiculous, and the short alliteration makes César laugh. He likes being playful during sex. It's not supposed to be serious, but about being comfortable with each other's bodies. Oh, boy, has he gotten comfortable with his boyfriends.
"Point one is we know which way this point points and point two is:" César reaches over and sort of gives the dildo a push with his fingers. "is it flexible—"
It wiggles. Not a lot. Just enough to show it's flexible.
César cracks up, doubling over with delighted laughter with his hand dropping to one of Johnny's thighs. "Flexible enough to go up my ass! Oh my god, I love it!"
"Actually, this is the firmer of the two dicks I got in that package." He pauses to recognize the unintentional innuendo, before leaning in to kiss César's neck while he's doubled over, because what else do you do when presented with that opportunity? Not kiss? That's just silly.
"The other one doesn't really have the right structure for this, though. I like it regardless."
Shortly after the kiss, César flops onto his back shortly after the kiss so he can smile up to Johnny as the other man talks, showing his amusement at the innuendo, even if it's delayed. Which of course means his feet are against the bed headboard and his legs are bent. Look, there's not a whole lot of room, he's gotta work with it.
"It's that flexible?" César asks rhetorically as he lifts himself up off the bed with his feet and pulls his pants and boxers down to his thighs. "Hmm, well, flaccid penises are like that..."
César drops himself back to the bed and just, demonstrates for a moment with a laugh before taking his clothes off the rest of the way and throwing them aside. "Flaccid penises are only good for urinating or existing, so... oh! Maybe that? Existing? In your pants."
Ignore the fact he's theorizing while upside down in bed with his legs half-bent and feet back against the headboard, okay.
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For the love of god...
Date: 2022-06-13 07:40 pm (UTC)César worked up the courage and didn't work out the delivery lol
Date: 2022-06-13 07:55 pm (UTC)"Ah, buggering?" He brings his book up to his face to hide his growing blush. "Penetrating people with objects? ... people like me?"
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Date: 2022-06-15 10:36 am (UTC)Look, it's just surprising to hear him propose it, that's all.
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Date: 2022-06-15 12:25 pm (UTC)"Dios mío, only if you're a lawyer. Pegging. We call it pegging. But, yes." Goodness, he's still very red.
It's not like César explored what was in the sun dried shop or anything. Or that he already got some lubricant that's been squirreled away in the room. Or had a half-design on how to safely rig it for Johnny. Really....
He makes a face. "At least, my generation does... I think."
((I'm CRYING oh my god.))
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Date: 2022-06-15 11:41 pm (UTC)Look, they could get caught up on the words all day. He'll divide the Gordian knot neatly--especially if it might make Cesar laugh again.
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Date: 2022-06-16 12:19 am (UTC)"Yes, I do. Do you want to fuck me?" Another important question.
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Date: 2022-06-16 12:37 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2022-06-16 01:56 am (UTC)It's K-Y Jelly Lube, because there's not much choice, really.
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Date: 2022-06-17 08:20 am (UTC)Johnny grabs the K-Y and moves back over toward the bed, sitting down. "I've never actually done this before, just so you know. You're going to have to teach me how you like it."
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Date: 2022-06-17 03:00 pm (UTC)"Really?" César's shoulders relax more as he gives a little laugh. "I haven't done this before, either... so I guess we'll discover what I like together."
"I cleaned myself out already and got gloves if you wanna keep your hands clean." Which he pulled out of his hiding spot already and waves around. "I should get the extra pillows... and some towels. Heard it can get messy."
Before he gets up, he's going to lean forward and give Johnny a nice, long kiss. César is all nice and freshly showered, hair down for the night. He smells of his aftershave, having touched up so Johnny would have a smooth surface to kiss and touch.
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Date: 2022-06-18 12:06 pm (UTC)Yes, this is fond and warm and said as he's being kissed, because...well, what the fuck? But he melts against César's lips, realizing fully that this is a show of desire, that this is how he says he's Johnny's, in whatever way he'll take him.
"Well, we already know you don't want to be on your back, that's a thing."
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Date: 2022-06-18 04:35 pm (UTC)"It's called 'handling the logistics', so all you'll have to do is fuck me." César leans back with a warm chuckle, smiling at Johnny before pulling off his shirt and throwing it off to the side. "Maybe this'll be easier if I'm on my side instead. So long as I can see and kiss you."
He clears his throat. "... so I don't go all lectury, have you... had anal before? Like from my position? So we both have some idea of what to expect?"
He's overthinking it. Surprised? No. But he's getting something shoved up his ass, so it's important he communicates to get comfortable to avoid any pains in the ass.
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Date: 2022-06-20 05:59 am (UTC)This conversation feels ridiculous, but delightful at the same time. There's something about getting to be playful, regarding sex. Johnny appreciates both the candor and the eagerness greatly.
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Date: 2022-06-20 06:49 am (UTC)"Point one is we know which way this point points and point two is:" César reaches over and sort of gives the dildo a push with his fingers. "is it flexible—"
It wiggles. Not a lot. Just enough to show it's flexible.
César cracks up, doubling over with delighted laughter with his hand dropping to one of Johnny's thighs. "Flexible enough to go up my ass! Oh my god, I love it!"
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Date: 2022-06-20 08:03 am (UTC)"The other one doesn't really have the right structure for this, though. I like it regardless."
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Date: 2022-06-20 05:28 pm (UTC)"It's that flexible?" César asks rhetorically as he lifts himself up off the bed with his feet and pulls his pants and boxers down to his thighs. "Hmm, well, flaccid penises are like that..."
César drops himself back to the bed and just, demonstrates for a moment with a laugh before taking his clothes off the rest of the way and throwing them aside. "Flaccid penises are only good for urinating or existing, so... oh! Maybe that? Existing? In your pants."
Ignore the fact he's theorizing while upside down in bed with his legs half-bent and feet back against the headboard, okay.