César snorts very unsexily into the kiss at the question, fighting off laughter because he really, really likes having his lips against Johnny's. His eyes are closed, but he still feels Johnny melt. Knowing he can affect Johnny causes a surge of need, and he simply has to kiss him a few times before responding.
"It's called 'handling the logistics', so all you'll have to do is fuck me." César leans back with a warm chuckle, smiling at Johnny before pulling off his shirt and throwing it off to the side. "Maybe this'll be easier if I'm on my side instead. So long as I can see and kiss you."
He clears his throat. "... so I don't go all lectury, have you... had anal before? Like from my position? So we both have some idea of what to expect?"
He's overthinking it. Surprised? No. But he's getting something shoved up his ass, so it's important he communicates to get comfortable to avoid any pains in the ass.
"Not with an artificial implement. Only the finest fleshy cocks thusfar for my rear end. So we may need to figure out some of the finer points together."
This conversation feels ridiculous, but delightful at the same time. There's something about getting to be playful, regarding sex. Johnny appreciates both the candor and the eagerness greatly.
This conversation is ridiculous, and the short alliteration makes César laugh. He likes being playful during sex. It's not supposed to be serious, but about being comfortable with each other's bodies. Oh, boy, has he gotten comfortable with his boyfriends.
"Point one is we know which way this point points and point two is:" César reaches over and sort of gives the dildo a push with his fingers. "is it flexible—"
It wiggles. Not a lot. Just enough to show it's flexible.
César cracks up, doubling over with delighted laughter with his hand dropping to one of Johnny's thighs. "Flexible enough to go up my ass! Oh my god, I love it!"
"Actually, this is the firmer of the two dicks I got in that package." He pauses to recognize the unintentional innuendo, before leaning in to kiss César's neck while he's doubled over, because what else do you do when presented with that opportunity? Not kiss? That's just silly.
"The other one doesn't really have the right structure for this, though. I like it regardless."
Shortly after the kiss, César flops onto his back shortly after the kiss so he can smile up to Johnny as the other man talks, showing his amusement at the innuendo, even if it's delayed. Which of course means his feet are against the bed headboard and his legs are bent. Look, there's not a whole lot of room, he's gotta work with it.
"It's that flexible?" César asks rhetorically as he lifts himself up off the bed with his feet and pulls his pants and boxers down to his thighs. "Hmm, well, flaccid penises are like that..."
César drops himself back to the bed and just, demonstrates for a moment with a laugh before taking his clothes off the rest of the way and throwing them aside. "Flaccid penises are only good for urinating or existing, so... oh! Maybe that? Existing? In your pants."
Ignore the fact he's theorizing while upside down in bed with his legs half-bent and feet back against the headboard, okay.
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Date: 2022-06-18 04:35 pm (UTC)"It's called 'handling the logistics', so all you'll have to do is fuck me." César leans back with a warm chuckle, smiling at Johnny before pulling off his shirt and throwing it off to the side. "Maybe this'll be easier if I'm on my side instead. So long as I can see and kiss you."
He clears his throat. "... so I don't go all lectury, have you... had anal before? Like from my position? So we both have some idea of what to expect?"
He's overthinking it. Surprised? No. But he's getting something shoved up his ass, so it's important he communicates to get comfortable to avoid any pains in the ass.
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Date: 2022-06-20 05:59 am (UTC)This conversation feels ridiculous, but delightful at the same time. There's something about getting to be playful, regarding sex. Johnny appreciates both the candor and the eagerness greatly.
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Date: 2022-06-20 06:49 am (UTC)"Point one is we know which way this point points and point two is:" César reaches over and sort of gives the dildo a push with his fingers. "is it flexible—"
It wiggles. Not a lot. Just enough to show it's flexible.
César cracks up, doubling over with delighted laughter with his hand dropping to one of Johnny's thighs. "Flexible enough to go up my ass! Oh my god, I love it!"
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Date: 2022-06-20 08:03 am (UTC)"The other one doesn't really have the right structure for this, though. I like it regardless."
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Date: 2022-06-20 05:28 pm (UTC)"It's that flexible?" César asks rhetorically as he lifts himself up off the bed with his feet and pulls his pants and boxers down to his thighs. "Hmm, well, flaccid penises are like that..."
César drops himself back to the bed and just, demonstrates for a moment with a laugh before taking his clothes off the rest of the way and throwing them aside. "Flaccid penises are only good for urinating or existing, so... oh! Maybe that? Existing? In your pants."
Ignore the fact he's theorizing while upside down in bed with his legs half-bent and feet back against the headboard, okay.